10 silly things I thought when i was a kid

1. That the people you see on tv lived inside the tv. Well, not the real people, just the cartoons.

2. That you could erase the bra off a page in a catalog and see the breasts.

3. Kissing girls on the lips was wack.

4. That a "laserdisc" could play whatever you wanted to watch whenever you wanted to watch it

5. That I wanted to change my first name to "Rocky"

6. Now & Laters were the greatest candy ever created

7. Bubble Burgers were a close second

8. I was going to collect every Hot Wheels car made

9. That I could figure out the proper way to spell and "add" the word Barbeque to the dictionary. I had only seen BBQ and Bar-B-Q and I knew there had to be a correct spelling.

10. How come they couldn't take out terrorist "guerrillas." I mean they were just monkeys, how hard could it be?