Top ten ways to tell if the iPhone is NOT for you

Top ten ways to tell if the iPhone is not for you

1. If you can't figure out why the thing has no friggin buttons
2. If you gotta knock over a bank, or dip into rent money or car payment to buy one.
3. If you're an apple employee..Hey save some for the rest of us!
4. If you hate people noticing your phone and asking "hey is that the new..." for about the next 3 months
5. If you can't afford to get out of your current cell phone contract/shackle
6. If you have really big hands/fingers and are easily frustrated
7. If you hate macs and think Bill Gates should be president
8. Ditto for Steve Ballmer
9. If you've broken more than one phone already by dropping it (on the ground, in water, etc)
10. if your VCR or DVD player is flashing "12:00 am" and you've had it longer than a week.